Out of every pun and play on words I’ve seen on this site, this is the one that makes me so unreasonably angry.
When people say ‘This is my baby,’ they don’t always mean a baby. Sometimes they mean a dog. A Somali student, on what has surprised her most about the United States. (via africandogontheprairie)
I need a nap and an orgasm. An Ancient Proverb, probably (via sexual-feelings)
🐬g e n t l e g h e t t o🐬
i dont even sleep anymore i just die for a couple hours each day
this man is an actual legend